Emilie Crystal Dedrick /
S/S2025 Corvid-19 Collection
3/8/2021
Hello my name is Emilie Crystal Dedrick, I was born on June 30th 1997 at 7:05 AM (MST), and I did in fact hit my head as a child. My current hobbies include smoking weed to cope and trying to give my betta fish the best life possible without reading anything. I’m very confident in my art because a tarot reader told me I’d make money off of it so you better hitch your wagon to this horse while you've got the chance
01 - About the Artist
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02 - About the Work
Too Much Yellow Gal
Too Much Phlegm
Too Much Black Gal
Too Much Blood